* Catch the chair, revolves around and sits back on it.*
Adolescent hey, it’s me. Your nice 44 -year -old local technological blogger at Business Insider, the favorite website of each high school student. And I’m here to say: Defining your Fire Chromebook is “Skibidi Ohio”. Don’t do it.
Of course, there is a viral Tiktok challenge that encourages children like you to blur a trombone, a gum packaging or another article in the USB campaign of your chrome emitted by the school, which will start to start smoking, shooting sparks or even causing fire.
But don’t do it.
Even if you are annoying, and lighting fires on fire is undeniably cool, and it is almost a summer break, and your teacher has a negative aura, and the chromebooks represent the tyranny of prison called “school” where they endoctize your mind with algebra and facts on the gang treaty that you will never need in real life, there are calculations, PRUSSIA, and PRUSSIA, and PRUSSIA, and PRUSSIA, and PRUSSIA, does not do for what can make facts, and and, and prussia, what can make facts, which can make facts, and and, and, and prussia, which can make facts, which can do facts, which can do facts, what can do facts, what can do facts Adults will all use it in the future, it is still not worth it. (Note: no AI was used to write this important public service message.)
So please do not turn on your Fire Chromebook – this can cause serious injuries. This is a Rizzles and Sus route you don’t want to follow. There is no Sigma here.
Tiktok has taken measures. The search for “Chromebook Challenge” on the application generates a warning message saying “certain online challenges can be dangerous, disturbing or even manufactured”. (Although the search for Chromebook always generates many videos of smoking Acers.) Tiktok did not immediately respond to a comment request.
You are a teenager, you know how silly adults are about these kinds of things. We always start a “challenge” of moral panic on Tiktok which is not even real. But this time? No cap, it’s real.
Children face accusations in several states for playing with their chromebooks. A 13 -year -old was arrested for suspicion of criminal fire in Long Beach, California, and school students in Arizona are faced with possible criminal accusations, according to the Bullhead City fire service. Two teenagers in Southington, Connecticut, face charges of crime, including criminal misdeeds and reckless endangerment.
Kid commands, I understand that you are currently living in a time when you might feel under the yoke of technology. You feel complicated how much you use social media, and during this time, your parents read “the anxious generation” and that you are now panicking because they regret having given you a phone in sixth year, even if this phone has installed the Survillement software of life 360. You know that the future of work implies AI, but your teachers are becoming strange and crazy if everyone does it). And all this time, you are supposed to obtain good grades to go to university, but the higher education institution is attacked and the children are arrested on the campus for having protested, and you assume a debt life to a certain degree for a job that could be replaced by a chatbot in five years anyway. So, like the luddite tissue workers in the industrial revolution, you take a stand and fight and you break against the machine that is cure. Wnasty Just block a trombone in this chromebook just to see if something real It happens, something tangible, like smoke or fire, just to remind you that you are here, you are alive, you are young, you exist?
But children, harming laptops is not cool. So please don’t make the Chromebook challenge.
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