Jimmy Kimmel generally does not punch in his annual / roasted appearance in Disney’s advance, but his monologue on Tuesday carried something from an existential edge.
“I may not see you again. It could be that ”, Jimmy Kimmel live Host told the public of advertising buyers in New York. “… I have had the pleasure of getting to know many of you in the past 23 years – and I also know that many of you fear that AI will take your work. But I don’t think it will be. are boring and unreasonable, and you have shitty work because of this.
“But at least you have shitty jobs! All these children we have graduated this weekend, who knows? They might not be able to get shitty jobs. Some of them may have dated Bill Belichick.”
After a pre-tapped sketch (look at him below) where he proposed to sell duty of names SpectraWhich will also be what most of their viewers will soon be “) and Nbcuniversal (” slope is a perfect name. It already looks like something you have subscribed by accident “), as it usually does. He reserved his hardest jokes, however, for his own employer. Some of its best from the top are below.
On the state of network television: “Usually I come here to distract you from the fact that we die. But in a way, network television – like Jesus!
On NBC: NBC’s world advertising president Mark Marshall says his network has amassed “the largest collection of content ever assembled by a media company”. I guess Mark has never heard of Pornhub.
And: “At the end of the day, it is only a cock measuring competition, and NBC always has the biggest: Dick Wolf, Michael Jordan of character actors being confused in the park.”
On the shortage of ABC new shows this fall: At least CBS and Fox make shows. ABC, we ordered a new show, and it is a spin-off of an old show. What raises the question: what are we doing here? Have we risked our flying lives in Newark for this? I mean, if you were going to a restaurant and the server said “Our special tonight is last year’s fish”, would you eat it? “”
On the television habits of young viewers: Deloitte has just made an investigation which has shown that viewers of the Z generation and the millennium spend more time on social networks than watching television. Yeah, no shit. Do you think we needed an investigation to find out? Go make you fuck, Deloiite! And what do you know? Fuck these ungrateful ge z bags too! Oh, you’re too cool for Match match? Well, guess what? When you have children and you need this Moana To keep the small silent bastards for two hours? You will come back to crawl towards Disney as dogs.
On the next ESPN streaming platform: “They had a conclave, and a small puff of white smoke came out of Jimmy Pitaro’s ass. And the new service, bringing live content to millions of fans from around the world – are you ready?” ESPN. “And that is why they call us Imagineers.
Kimmel closed by making a rather unusual call for advertisers to buy time on a program on another network – CBS ‘ 60 minutes. “I know that is not part of our multi-platform-form, but the support 60 minutes – They deserve it. You have power because you have the money. Support journalism. It’s important and it doesn’t work without you. “”
