A comedian has lifted the lid on the wild conspiracy theories surrounding Denver International Airport – after claiming it served as a secret meeting point for the Illuminati.
Dustin Nickerson was walking through the transportation center when he decided to lightheartedly challenge the rumors.
“I have reached the age where I can no longer believe in the Illuminati. But that’s only because I can’t believe a group of adults agreed on a time when they could meet,” Dustin expressed in a clip uploaded to social media .
“Like I’m at the Denver airport right now, where there’s always been these rumors that the Illuminati are meeting underground.
Dustin Nickerson explained why he thinks the chances of the airport being the secret meeting point for a faceless secret society are slim to none.
Conspiracy theorists have been eyeing Denver International Airport for decades.
‘When? What time? When can adults get together? » stammered the content creator.
“There is always someone who is sick. There is a child. There’s something at the vet. There is no way.
“Plus, this location is 45 minutes from Denver. I don’t drive 45 minutes to see my dad, much less go on a secret date with my friends. Absolutely not.
“I just can’t imagine, a, they could get together and b, they could agree on a plan.”
“We can’t agree on what to watch together on Netflix!”
“But, now that I think about it, it makes sense that the Illuminati are just apathetic, middle-aged adults saying, ‘Yeah yeah yeah, I don’t care man, just make it 80 . -former manager, I have to take my child to volleyball practice.
He added in the clip’s caption: “Sorry conspiracy theorists, I’m not buying this one.”
In a second clip filmed from the DIA and reposted by the @IAmThirtyAF account, Dustin delivered a speech: “Denver, I love you. But respectfully, I hate your airport.
“It doesn’t matter that the Illuminati are meeting here, or that you have a terrifying blue demon horse that killed its creator at your front entrance.
“Why is it so far?” Eh? I’m halfway to Kansas right now. Also, does everything have to be a 20 minute walk here? Can I get a shuttle to my shuttle? I hate this airport,” he concluded.
Separately, Dustin said he “hated” the airport, for reasons ranging from the “terrifying blue demon horse” statue to long walks through the sprawling terminal.
The blue Mustang statue in front of the airport, known as Blucifer, killed its creator, artist Luis Jiménez, in 2006.
Conspiracy theories surrounding the DIA date back decades, the main one being that a faceless group of ultra-wealthy individuals – alternately described as the Freemans, the Illuminati or other fictional or mythologized groups – conspire behind the scenes To control the trajectory of world history – go to a secret space located under the huge airport grounds.
In an article on the subject, the Denver Post speculated that conspiracy theorists turned to the DIA because of the “mix of bold public art, unusual architecture, nefarious construction problems and a cycle of self-perpetuating paranoia fueled by the Internet.”
Note that Freemasons are a real group – just not one that actually has the massive number of power conspirators behind the scenes that would have you believe.
They were also involved in a time capsule buried near the southern entrance to the airport, scheduled to open in 2094.
There’s also the “blue demon horse” mentioned by Dustin.
The massive sculpture, officially titled Blue Mustang, overlooks the entrance to the DIA – and is commonly known by its nickname Blucifer.
And it actually killed the artist who made it, Luis Jiménez, in 2006, after part of it fell on him, severing an artery in his leg.
Regardless, the Denver Post article further highlights an important point.
“Theorists…have never been able to grapple with this notion: If the airport and its backers have spent decades and billions of dollars hiding secret, global plots and infrastructure, why jeopardize that work by putting so many obvious clues in plain sight?
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