Mike Myers plays Elon Musk in “ Snl ” Cold Open, pleasant on the creation of “ self-assertive ” Teslas with ‘Swastikas made of penis”

Mike Myers crushed the cold opening of “Saturday Night Live” to play the new right man from President Trump, Elon Musk.

“Recently, our dealers have been the targets of many attacks,” he said in the sketch. “Suddenly, nobody likes Tesla cars. I wondered why, so I answered myself. Because of me! ” Indeed, Tesla cars and dealers have experienced an important peak in vandalism and attacks.

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Myers continued, saying that its solution to the problem would be to deploy a new car, the Tesla Model V. “The first electric car in history is fully self-assertive! With features such as auto-mums lights, self-lightened tires and AI propulsion graffiti, “he said. “You can choose from the penis or the swastikas, or my favorite: the swastikas made of penis!”

Before Myers joined the sketch, James Austin Johnson played Trump – as usual – and laughs at the prices that his administration imposed goods imported from other countries. “We have to send a message to the countries tearing us apart. South Africa puts a price of 60% on everything we send them, and they have never sent us a good thing,” said Johnson. It was then that Myers ran on stage, shouting: “And me?”. While Musk immigrated from South Africa.

When Myers appeared for the first time, he wore a cheese -shaped hat. “It was from the moment I tried to buy the elections in the Wisconsin. I am an idiot-I should have bought the Wisconsin,” he said, referring to the recent Supreme Court of the State, in which Democrat Susan Crawford defeated Brad Schimel, to whom Musk gave a large sum of money.

Johnson said that the word “price” is short for “Idea Tariffic”, continuing, “they are the backbone of my incredible plan for our economy. It is actually better than a plan because it is a series of random numbers, such as figures on computer screens in “Severance”. You I have no idea what they mean, but I Know what the figures mean. ALL RIGHT?”

“They mean that we are going to make America rich, okay?” Mawa, “he continued. “Before that, we are going to do Magda: to make America Great Depression. It will be better than great. Fantastic and incredible depression.”

In one way or another, Johnson also used prices to unravel the largely talkative appearance of Morgan Wallen as a musical guest “Saturday Night Live” last week. Wallen awkwardly left the scene at the end of the show while the rest of the distribution and the guests got rid of and said they were good night. Shortly after, he posted a photo on Instagram from his private jet with legend “bring me to the country of God”.

This week, Johnson said: “I even put prices on an uninhabited island by humans. His name is Heard and McDonald Island, “he said. “McDonald Island. I would love to visit it. Can you imagine this? Big Mac and a Hula skirt. Bring me to the country of God, right? Do you remember? “

See the cold open for the Saturday episode, which was hosted by Jack Black, below.

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