Man’s penis gets stuck on icy sidewalk during drunken fight, photos

Sticking your tongue to a frozen pole sounds painful, but that’s nothing on this guy… because some poor guy had his entire penis put on ice, and we have the photos to prove it!

TMZ has obtained exclusive photos from outside a bar in Alberta, Canada… in which first responders struggle to pull a patron off the sidewalk.

This one’s not for the faint of heart – nor the crotch, for that matter… the man’s member is basically stuck to the unforgiving ice, and he won’t come off despite everyone else pulling from all directions. their strengths.

We’ve blurred the photos here… but, believe us, this gentleman’s private parts are clearly stretched before going straight back onto the ice. The first responders seem to be going to great lengths here – almost performing an impromptu circumcision in the street.

Alberta Police tell us… the man in the video became intoxicated and started arguing with people at the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray early on Sunday, January 12.

Cops say the argument spilled out into the street, where the guy’s pants fell down as he fought with bar patrons.

During the confrontation, the guy fell to the ground and his penis attached to the ice. First responders were able to detach his unit without harming him before his arrest. He has not been charged, according to police.

We’re not sure why the cops arrested him or how the authorities removed his penis from the ice — but it looks like there aren’t too many blisters on his little guy.