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Late Night Jokes Its Way From Canada to the ‘Gulf of America’

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During a rambling news conference at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, President-elect Donald Trump said he would rename the Gulf of Mexico “the Gulf of America.”

“Yeah, let’s do that,” Desi Lydic said on Tuesday’s “Daily Show,” crumpling her script and tossing it behind her. “Why the hell not?”

“We have been so concerned about all the scary things that Trump’s going to do, we forgot he’s also going to do some really stupid things.” — DESI LYDIC

“This is insane. Canada can’t become part of America. That’s the country I pretend to be from when I’m traveling abroad.” — DESI LYDIC

“Well, welcome to the United States, Canada. Locker rooms are over there, our Wi-Fi password is ‘hawktuah-69-420,’ and you pay for health care now.” — DESI LYDIC

While chatting with Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday, Cher revealed that there’s no last name on her driver’s license.

The “Anora” star Mikey Madison will appear on “The Tonight Show.”

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