End of evening hosts have recapitulated another day of chaos, while Donald Trump institutes a 90 -day surprise break on his radical rates after the world markets fell.
Jimmy Kimmel
“It’s Trump-Oo-Mania day 79,” said Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday. “It was funny, looking at this bet of our life for this week. It’s like putting a social security check to your dog and sending it to the Caesar Palace.” If the dealer is 16 years old, stay, ok? “”
Wednesday scored “another roller coaster of a day”, while Trump “pressed the rehearsal button on all these large and beautiful prices he perceived”. At local time at the start of the afternoon, Trump announced a 90-day surprise break on his radical price plan, “which places us just July 4 to detonate things,” said Kimmel.
“The world of finance has been relieved, to say the least,” he noted, while the markets approached Trump’s announcement. “Think about it: The best thing Trump has done for America was to undo the incredibly stupid thing he did,” joked Kimmel. “Imagine if he left? He could inaugurate a brand new era of prosperity.”
In the meantime, “our work, I suppose, is to sit down and watch it take the credit for having solved the financial crisis it has created”.
“He stopped the prices without a single agreement with a single country in place. This is for this spine of steel,” continued Kimmel, referring to the characterization by the press secretary of the White House, Karoline Leavitt, of the president. “It turns out that the spine of steel was not up to the brain of potatoes.”
However, “it was funny to watch them try to run this,” said Kimmel, pointing comments from Trump’s Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessent, who said: “It took a lot of courage, great courage for it to stay until that moment.”
“He remained the course – it was a golf course, but he stayed there,” said Kimmel. “He did not stay the course! He led the economy in a sand trap and took a Mulligan, that’s what he did.”
Seth Meyers
“After the announcement of the big White House and the market days of the market and the world officials of uncertainty and the firm defending him on television, Trump is down,” said Seth Meyers in the evening. “None of this makes sense, especially because yesterday, Trump’s white house said it was definitely not Considering a break.
Meyers quoted Leavitt, who said that a break was “not his state of mind”.
“Trump has no mind,” said Meyers. “He reacts to news of how a roomba reacts to the walls. The break occurs because Trump has unleashed chaos on the economy without reason. Even his own supporters at Wall Street turned, and it should be remembered that they were ecstatic when he won in November.”
“But even when they were jubilant, the only hesitation in Wall Street was Trump’s prices. They have just recovered by convincing that he would do it in a very measured and thoughtful way,” said Meyers before several clips of financial, like the CEO of JP Morgan, Jamie Jamie decreases, expressing the hope that Trump would be reasonable with the prices. “Why do you convince yourself after all that we have experienced that Trump would do this in a way that makes sense!”
“Trump supporters at Wall Street and the Republican Party panicked, which is why he gave in and took a price break,” he supposed. “He thought that telling everyone to relax would work, but that was not the case.” On Truth Social, Trump wrote: “Be cool! Everything will work well. The United States will be larger and better than ever!”
“No one knows that a 78 -year -old golfer is only on cool with words on his hat,” said Meyers. “All this chaos occurs without reason, and in the process, it harms real people.”
Stephen Colbert
And on the late show, Stephen Colbert observed “another day of losses on the historic market thanks to Trump’s random rates”, followed by a wave of DOW after Trump announced his break.
“The crazy emperor of world trade has decreed” a 90 -day break at the prices, under the guise of “negotiations” with other countries. “Thank goodness at 1:18 pm today, Donald Trump made a decision that at the last minute saved our nation from a previous decision by Donald Trump,” joked Colbert.
“Listen, I have no idea what Trump does with these prices-something that I have apparently in common with Donald Trump,” he added. “But the fact is: the economic nuclear winter is on break for 90 days.
“Apparently, it is a negotiation and its policies have changed – a slight adjustment of this weekend, when they said:” It is not a negotiation “and” my policies will never change “,” said Colbert, quoting the president. “His policies will never change, in particular his policy that his policies are still changing. This one? Solid like a rock – for the moment. “
Colbert also made fun of the advocacy of Trump’s social media to “be cool!” As “not so reassuring, in fact. This is what the guys of brotherhood say when the commitment ceases to make noise. ”
