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Dear how to do it,
I am a gay man who has not left my very conservative southern family. My younger sister gets married in a month. Whenever I have gone to a family event in recent years (since I got my university diploma), everyone has tried to settle with the girl, the niece or the granddaughter of an eligible friend, etc. I have a friend, “desiree”, with whom I am very close. Would he be allowed to ask him to accompany me and act like my beard so that I do not have to face the deluge of tenders of parents in the match spirit?
—Sour on goin ‘back down in the south
Dear sour in the south of the south,
Being gay in Trump America, in particular this iteration, is already quite difficult, so I fully understand your desire to make things easier. As ideal as it would be for everyone to be absent without reservation or qualification, it is simply not reality. This question is complicated by family obligations, which many of us want to keep regardless of the policy they hold. I don’t think it’s just to judge you to stay closed with your family; This is a decision that you are taking actively and right now, that’s what you think you need to do. I don’t envy you. Negotiate your personality to continue a relationship with the people who are important to you to support.
That said, I think your cord reasons desiree in this are light. I understand how it corresponds to the overview of the deception you deem necessary to be with your family, but at least, I would not present it to them as an opportunity to act as your shield to have to present offers for partners. Although they are boring and insulting, they are micro-aggressions. The real push of this request is that you are not to your family for good reasons, and to make an appointment with you would help you manage this. This is another thing: do not ask Desiree to be your “beard”. “Date” is enough. For the family, you do not have to explain much about the reasons why it is with you – the compulsory heterosexuality of which your family operates will do its job and will allow them to do the association that women with you is a romantic perspective if not an appropriate partner. Find out how to keep things vague if people put on the nature of said partnership (“we take things slowly”).
Of course, none of this matters if Desiree should not engage in this charade. If it is not aware of the situation, explain it. Let it ask questions and set limits. Your request could be interpreted as insulting or heavy, so be prepared so that it says no, and do not hold it against it if it does. If she accepts, you should make the trip / experience as comfortable as possible and get her a kind of nice gift like a thank you.
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Dear how to do it,
I fear the beginning of summer because the hot weather makes my balls and my wife refuse to give me blowjobs (which I like) when it happens. I tried a lot of deodorants, but they barely mask the smell. What can I do about it?
—Ded to make your head during the half of the year
Dear tired of doing only the head for the half of the year,
Do not laugh at the olfactory pain of your wife or your misery without a couple, but the contrast between the right problems and the queer rarely manages to have fun. It is therefore prized that Male Bo in many gay circles that there are guys who would really pay to lounge in your ball smell. Ranker, the better. But as, “get a stay of cock”, it is not a very realistic advice, it is only a wandering observation without real practical application. People are different and isn’t it interesting? And … scene.
Besides the deodorants, there are a few things to try here. Remove your ball / pubis hair can help you, because the smell tends to hang on to it. Probably not an ideal solution, but that could do the trick – you may have to choose between blowjobs and pubes. You can also experiment with baby / other powders. They are sometimes more effective than the deodorant directly. Could the washing before sex help? He could. Maybe your smell can withstand a simple bar soap, but if you haven’t tried it, it seems to be obvious. You can also timer sex so that it happens when you feel the best. SO: Not after a long day of work and / or the gymnasium, but perhaps in the morning (again, after a rinse)? You should also keep in mind that there is Some conditions This can contribute to the genital smell, such as balanitis, non -gonococcal urethritis and yeast infections. Some drugs and even the diet can make your crotch ruin. It may not be anything above, but just to be sure that everything is in order, I would visit a doctor to ask myself if I was you – a general practitioner or even a dermatologist can be the most useful.
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Dear how to do it,
I have never been one to give men men, but I want to find a way to overcome my aversion because most men appreciate and expect it. What do you recommend to someone who needs to learn?
– Gotta starts somewhere
Dear I have to start somewhere,
Try to see if you can find joy in the psychological aspect of the head. Providing pleasure in this way, especially someone who really appreciates it, can be extremely rewarding. It can make you feel powerful – because you are. Not only do you have the ability to make someone feel good with your mouth, but you can also make him feel really bad by changing things slightly and, for example, by wearing your teeth. In other words, someone who allows you of this kind of access to their cock is vulnerable. I love this aspect, and I like it when its groans, its sighs and its words express as much. Part of what is fun to have sex with men, especially those who present themselves as male, unpack them to go to the sticky environment.
Mechanically, giving pipeaux can be unpleasant for some people. Not everyone has led to their gag reflex. The receiver can be particular or even demanding and request an uncomfortable or impossible depth for the donor. Sometimes the requested tempo is too fast for the receiver. All this can really emphasize the job In Blow Job, and although effort is not a bad thing in bed, having the impression that you have been awarded, the work can mitigate the mood. Good high orals will try to make their fan as comfortable as possible. Some will nevertheless have requirements (or at least strong preferences) in terms of speed, depth and quantity of friction which can create a challenge. The best guys to suck, however, are those who simply like to put their heads in almost whatever the form, the real connoisseurs. It is the best type of partner to show you the joy of giving the head. You can find one out of chance or at least take the temperature if you are looking for partners on applications. In the end, I think it will make all the difference.
Know, however, that, whatever your partner asks, you have a lot of agency. Success the cock in a way that seems just in terms of rhythm, positioning and pressure. Do nothing that makes you physically (or mentally) uncomfortable. Ask your partner if you can just savor it and do it. Do not be afraid to fantasize during the act if it makes you more mood. In my opinion, giving the head is meditative limit and the advantages of your stay in the moment, but there is nothing wrong with using a little mental imagery if necessary. Giving the head is not for everyone, and you don’t have to love it. But it’s worth at least a chance. (Or a few strokes.)
-Rich
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