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Good to see you all. I lie. So everything is white. I mean, again in Martha’s Vineyard. Oh, it was close. After a chilling interaction with 50 happy migrants, the brave citizens of the wealthy liberal enclave handled the monumental crisis by calling in the National Guard and dispatching them to an Air Force base.
But damn, Trump didn’t even call the guard when the cities were burning. And here they are called for 50 migrants. But I understand. You know, what if someone wanted to use the bathroom? Oh, and they’ll probably want food, right? A glass of water. We don’t want that. Thus, within 48 hours, these migrants left Martha’s Vineyard faster than a Kennedy fleeing a submerged vehicle.
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They always get away with it. So they rejected the migrants in the same way they reject the giant turbine windmills that disturb their views. It was another liberal wet dream that exposed their hypocrisy. The Democratic motto should be “not in my yard unless you’re there to rake the leaves.” The proud sanctuary city, faced with being a sanctuary, could not contain itself or be silent. So that’s when the migrants arrived.
MARTHA’S VINEYARD RESIDENT: We don’t have the services to take care of immigrants and we certainly don’t have housing. We are in a housing crisis as we are on this island. And so we can’t accommodate everyone here. We do not have accommodation for 50 more people.
Same lady. Farewell my friends. Don’t let the puerta kick your ass on the way out. What a compassionate city. And the media agree. According to CNN, the migrants left an indelible mark on their accidental hosts.
And why were they accidental? Because the hosts didn’t want them there, you idiots. Man, when it comes to reporting liberal behavior, CNN could turn **** into butter. Oh, don’t try that, Steve. I know you have a cookbook.
And as for an indelible impression, it was the people of the vineyard who left one and that’s what fake racists they were. I’ve seen bird sanctuaries happier to welcome cats.
They enriched us, say the locals, while the migrants only spent 44 hours there. And I guess that’s what you do when something makes you rich — you tell it to leave. You are happy to let them work there, but not to live there. So take them out. This is DeSantis. I wonder if the president is scrambling to get his cabinet together.
DISCLAIMER: The president struggles to get his cabinet together. He did not rush to assemble his cabinet. When 53 migrants died in a trailer in Texas. It’s only when you have 50 illegal aliens end up in a very wealthy and wealthy sanctuary enclave that he decides to rush into it.
I have to turn it over to the DeSantis. He has done more than any politician to advance the conversation on immigration. And who is the party that always says we really need to deepen the conversation? It’s still the Dems, though their idea of conversation means sitting quietly while I yell at you. If you want conversations like that, you might as well marry Kat. But. But DeSantis said, if you’re a sanctuary city, then be a sanctuary city.
So here’s your conversation you hypocrites. Thus, the media are baffled when their own falsehood is exposed through an incoherent tantrum.
CHUCK TODD: Leaving some migrants on a literal island that has no infrastructure designed to help them at all. It’s inhumane.
MSNBC GUEST: Fascist republicans try to ship migrants across the country to make them suffer to troll the libs.
CNN GUEST: Here’s short Ron DeSantis and frankly Greg Abbott and Doug Ducey. We hate immigrants. Get the eff out and we’ll help you get the eff out.
Well, who sent them the eff? Of course, for them to be angry, they have to forget that Biden had been airmailing midnight migrants everywhere. But you can’t blame that on a Republican, so why point it out?
So finally, here is the solution to their lies. Spread the challenge around you and include states that boast of their sanctuary status. Look, we’re all in this together, aren’t we? Whether you’re a struggling farmer on the Texas border or a struggling family like the Obamas, this 29-acre estate isn’t going to work itself out.
So why is everyone so outraged? They think they are better than you. They are exempt. They don’t have masks at parties, but you wear them. You can’t have a gun, but they do have private security. They love alternate energy, but that windmill better stay in your state. Everything they claim to rebel against, they embody. Oh, they love migrants with their leaf blowers. Mainly because the tools they use are so loud, it gives them the perfect excuse not to talk to them. Former New York Governor David Paterson said it best. These morons are like the white libs who opposed integration a long time ago.
David Paterson: They were progressive. They were liberals, but they didn’t want anyone moving into their neighborhoods. So it was someone else who was going to have to live with the African Americans and Hispanics moving into those neighborhoods. So you kind of see history repeating itself 50 years later.
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So they call themselves progressive, but their behavior is regressive. They call Texans racists for moving migrants, and then they do the same thing. They believe they are being compassionate as long as they don’t do anything about it.
It’s not like they think these migrants are garbage. Or do they? Well, here’s a tweet comparing migrants to garbage and who does it? Liberal, not extreme MAGA lite, which is still only 70 calories.
But the worst part of it all – James Taylor still sings,
No one in a sanctuary city truly believed they should follow the course that was right for you humble people of the border states. The media plays along because they all hope that one day they too will live in Martha’s Vineyard, away from those unwashed masses like you and me. I’m not washed. This is the same media that loves a good shot when it nails Republicans and now finds it disgraceful. And they are right. It is shameful. Border states shamed those who expressed outrage when they seemed unconcerned about the death and suffering created by their own policies that protected their love for cheap labor.
Hypocrites are more upset at being exposed than at the real suffering they cause by their false signaling of virtue. So don’t let them shame you for starting the conversation these imposters never wanted.