President Donald Trump has signed almost as many decrees in his first 100 days that Joe Biden did it throughout his mandate. Given this frantic rhythm, it is just for “Saturday Night Live” to imagine what it would be if it was an idiot.
The Open Cold of the Sketch series focused on Trump (played by James Austin Johnson) and Stephen Miller (played by Mikey Day) crossing an increasingly ridiculous series of decrees.
After introducing Trump’s aggressive opening as “FDR backwards”, Trump seemed to say that “Elmo was apprehended by ice”.
“You brought you by the letter L for El Salvador. He doesn’t come back,” said Trump de Johnson.
Miller seemed to launch the signature ceremony, entering “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” from Bach and in search of vampirica properly. The configuration gave “SNL” the possibility of trying several riffs, Miller passing the decrees to bring Columbus Day, sorry JK Rowling and normalize the relationships of large age gap.
The latter was a piss from the former chief coach of the New England Patriots Bill Belichick. The legendary coach made the headlines recently when he appeared for an interview with CBS with his much younger girlfriend.
“We are going to make the friends again,” said Trump. “Old men can now go out with much younger women … But upside down, it’s quite disgusting.”
Elsewhere in the sketch, Trump prohibited ghosts and demanded that the word recession be shortened in “recreation”.
“Funny, right?” Said Trump. “America, prepare for a historically long recreation. I call Tetherball.”
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