Dave Portnoy made a long diatriber “ impartial ” on the controversial bats of the New York Yankees after playing in an eruption victory on the Brewers of Milwaukee.
The Bronx Bombers showed their new bats at home on Saturday by hitting a team record nine circuits in a rout of 20-9 of visiting brewers.
After the MLB fans base castigated the new bats, Portnoy preached the choir on Sunday.
Dressed in a Boston Red Sox hat, the head of the Barstool sport gave his opinion on bats while targeting their rivals.
“Of course, the Yankees hired a MIT physicist to take the wood of other parts of the bat,” said Portnoy. “Like near the handle label and put it in the Sweet Spot to enlarge the Sweet Spot.”
“They did this because Anthony Volpe is zero and he continued to get stuck and sawn and we say to ourselves:” How do we do it not harm? ” Just do this bat called a torpedo bat. Where, basically, you swing and come into contact on the handle, saw, it’s a circuit.
Dave Portnoy fell on New York Yankees using torpedo bats against brewers
So I think the Yankees struck like, I think, 13 circuits, continued Portnoy. “Jazz Chisholm, or anything, he has 13 circuits. Aaron Judge strikes the circuits, he says he does not use torpedo bats, he is, take a look.
Portnoy then added how the rest of the MLB will adopt the escape despite the fact that it is considered to be cheating.
“All the teams will use it,” said Portnoy. “Should this be legal?” No. Does it cheat? Yeah, that is.
“If you are sawn or if you have struck the ball from the label, it means that you do not pass your hand enough and you stink,” he proclaimed. “Just take the bat and do it like a clogged bat with this torpedo bump, so all you need to do is make contact is a home run … who makes someone stinking better.”
“It is just a geek of MIT rushing 100 years of baseball or 200 years of baseball. So listen, if MLB wants to sit on their ** and do not ban this torpedo bat, then all the teams to do so and each match will be 100-98, there will be 3,000 circuits.
“I agree with that,” he said. “Yankees have a long history of cheating and being scumbags and it’s just the last. I think I saw the twins or another team using it, but you have to get rid of Torpille bats. It’s unfair to launchers, it’s stupid for the game.
Anthony Volpe # 11 from New York Yankees hits a solo home run with a torpedo bat during the second round against the Brewers Milwaukee on the day of opening at the Yankee Stadium
“I should meet the majors with this thing,” he closed.
In addition to Portnoy and the fans, the Brewer’s launcher Trevor Megill made his feelings known on Torpille’s bats after the match.
“I think it’s terrible. We will see what the data say. I have never seen anything like this before, ” said Megill. “I have the impression that it is something useful in slow softball.
Megill has not yet presented in 2025 and admitted that moving the baton of the bat could be a movement of “genius”.
“It’s genius: put the mass in the same place,” he added. “It could be Bush (League). It may not be. But these are the Yankees, so they will let him slide.
