Aquarium mermaid bit on the head by giant fish, offered less than $ 100 in damages

I don’t know about you, but I like to go to aquariums. I think it’s quite universal, at least outside of these Peta crazy people (who I think just hates pleasure and good times more than anything else).

What I have learned recently is that if you like your aquariums with one side of the eccentric nonsense, you must fly to China.

This is where they had an aquarium with Robo-Whale sharks and now an aquarium there has a giant fish biting the head of a mermaid.

Now what I’m going to say is a strange thing for an adult man to say, but listen to me: I find fascinating sirens.

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Not that I am stupid enough to think that they are real, just that the sailors never thought that they had seen them first.

They think they saw lamantins and thought they were sexy fish women. If you’ve ever seen a Lamantine, it’s crazy, but I suppose that if your gums flowed from scorbut, and you hadn’t seen one (* Voice of Jerry Lewis *)) Laaaaaddyyy Over the years, your imagination can become a little hazelnut.

But I’m getting lost …

Because sirens are such a large part of the underwater tradition, some aquariums, such as the Aquarium of China Xishuangbanna Primitive Forest Park, employ artists to swim in tanks.

According to The New York Post,, This is what the 22 -year -old Russian performer did, Masha, when a giant fish has decided to go for snacks.

Masha, Masha, Masha …

We would have offered $ 96 (Bucks Just) in “moral damage” and was invited to be silent about the incident.

Of course, someone rolled their camera …

I hope she is fine, and I don’t want to blame the victim … But it’s not the fault of the fish.

I will guess that fish – whose species are not clear – is not up to nautical mythology. I think he just sees a big fish swim in his tank, which means a fair game for lunch.

You cannot jump into an aquarium dressed in fish and then be upset when he thinks you are a fish. It would be like dressing like a ham sandwich then going crazy that Michael Moore will not stop drooling on himself.

I just hope that Masha will be on healing and I will be back to do everything she does in no time.