Alec Baldwin may have to rethink his strategy if he wants to get rid of his $18.9 million Hamptons home.

Hamps has a lot to sell

Alec Baldwin has reduced his price to $18.9 million, but his beautiful historic Hamptons home is still difficult to sell. He will soon even throw spaghetti on his walls to sell them this summer.

Ideas include a celebrity party for a cause and/or direct calls from Alec to prospects, as well as additional social media.

Property is expensive. Its legal defense fund needs cash. There is interest but no firm offer.

The developers suggest abandoning its current strategy.

Reprogram it to even suggest a teardown because “the garden is too big anyway” or get stuck with the seven-bedroom house – circa 1740 – for another hundred years.

Sketched

Everyone unloads something. In some cases, wives. In other cases, shmattas.

Legendary doodler Al Hirschfeld was nicknamed “the king of the line.” Today, a poster full of actors signed his drawings. All auctioned off to benefit Broadway Cares.

If you care, bid on Alan Alda, Julie Andrews, Kevin Bacon, Joel Grey, Mark Hamill, Jessica Lange, Liza and her “Z”, Bernadette Peters, Linda Ronstadt.

There are more than a dozen Tony Winners in the group.

Good table manners

In the meantime, if you’re in town and trying to find a decent table at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar — just so you don’t have to sit in Asbury Park — you’d better get to know Nelly Moudime. She runs the room. Just so you know.

More in the meantime. Jude Law, in Queens, stopped at the Starbucks on Wyckoff Avenue. Alone. I just ordered coffee. You see, he didn’t know Nelly Moudime.

Divas go wild in Midtown

It was Westminster time. Take a dog to lunch.

My Yorkshire terrier Jellybean weighs 5 pounds. The size of a trimmed beard. And spoiled? You would divorce a man for less difficulty.

He has a personal trainer. I weigh 115 years old. I don’t have a personal trainer. For my ferocious animal, we came to the first interview Me.

My spoiled former Yorkie – named Jazzy – received a personal fitting at the Ralph Lauren boutique on Madison Avenue. He received a cashmere sweater.

I also bought a cashmere sweater there, but a Ralph Lauren manager never offered me a personal fitting.

A dog is like a husband. You have to feed him, caress him, take care of him, let him out from time to time and you absolutely have to teach him to be clean.

Putting Jellybean in his bag, I took him to a church once. Bad move.

They had a replacement soloist who sounded like someone ripping a rag. I was fine. Jellybean, no.

He jumped out of his bag and headed down the aisle. Thank goodness it’s low. With my head down, I rushed after him. The other parishioners thought my hairpiece had fallen to the ground.

I hope you enjoyed Westminster.

Backtracking

This rarely comes up in everyday conversation, but due to my extremely high IQ, I thought it was important information for civilization to know.

A group called the Academy of Carnal Arts and Sciences once named Denzel Washington’s posterior “the best male ass.” You are welcome.

Our attorney general. A lawyer of extremely huge and fabulously high circulation and super success

In the legal world, this man has landed major missions. Last week, friends saw him at Safeway. He was packing bananas.

Only in New York, kids, only in New York.